Thanks, President

Thanks President, I’ve decided to stay in school.  I’m so thankful you took the time to remind me of the importance of an education.  I think you should make this speechmaking to the students a weekly event.  Every Monday morning, you should make an address to the students of America, give little anecdotes from life that can inspire us all.  It would be wonderful and transform our educational system, teach us to strive for more in our lives.  You could be part President, part Education-czar.  You’ve earned the right to speak whenever you want to our students–I hope this is not a one-time thing.  You can couch your weekly broadcasts with subliminal political messages too.  You’ve certainly earned it.  Be sure to provide a sample speech ahead of time, and reverse the order of the words the next day.  It will be awesome!   Thanks again, President.  I look forward to hearing from you next week.

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